When You Burp. Just Burp. Sam Durham

When you burp. Just burp.

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Oh you know.


If you don't know.


What's wrong with you! But i'll go over the different acts of expelling stomach gas through the mouth.





The Baby Burp™ (TBB): This is the weakest of burps . It’s the one that makes a pitiful little ‘mleh’ sound. It also smells like nothing 1/10 noticeability.





The Puke Burp™ (TPB): This burp isn’t often but it isn’t rare either. It might happen after a blueberry doughnut. Or if you're sick and you try to belch. When it does happen you will most likely make an uncomfortable face. Or cover your mouth. Unless you’re Nick Fury then you won’t even flinch. 5/10 noticeability.





The Mega Burp™ (TMB): This is the leader. This often happens when you chug an entire soda. Or a beer (don’t worry I haven't drunk beer but my dad has). It often reeks of yesterday's dinner and toothpaste, much like my sister’s bathroom when she takes a dump (except its worse)). The taste however, just imagine rotten eggs and paint. That's what it tastes like. ∞/10 noticeability.





The best part of all of these however, is when no one cares. Sure, most of the time people grimace or flat out say “DISGUSTING” but when people ignore it or mutter “nice” under their breath it’s really, truly...

AWESOME!