Finding the Perfect Dorito by Julia Raley

It’s been a long day, you’re exhausted, you’re running on an empty stomach. So, you open up that bag of heaven, aka Doritos, in hopes of munching away your rough day. Carelessly, you grab chips and shove them in your mouth while listening to Becky’s daily drama.

Again, you reach into the now half empty bag for another chip but this time, my friend, it’s different. Your Dorito-dust-infested fingers suddenly stumble upon something… remarkable. Something some don’t believe to even exist.


Different from the other chips, yes, definitely, no questions asked. Perfect edges, unbroken, not burnt, just enough dusty cheese. And the perfect shape. A perfect triangle. A perfect Dorito.


You have just discovered something great. A treasure beyond any earthly price. That chip, right there in your sweaty hand, can end wars.


This is your moment. Not to end wars, no, but to stuff this crisp orange triangle into your watering mouth and be enchanted by its addicting flavor. This is it, your chance to taste heaven. It is now or never so go for it. Get that three edged, magic filled, key to the universe into your mouth.


Annnnnnd……


C R U N C H


AWESOME!